Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Runner-up book of the week

This book was written by an eight-year-old boy. Some sample advice:

Girls are everywhere. It is not hard to find a girl. The trick is, how do you find the right girl for you? Many boys go for the pretty girls. It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have the big earrings, fancy dresses, and all the jewelry. Use caution! When you see a pretty girl, don't let her tractor beam pull you in. Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil. And if you fail with a pretty girl, it mostly drives you crazy. If you are really confident, go for it! But the best choice for most boys is a regular girl.


kb said...

Insightful little guy!

Mr. L said...

A lot of oil... :)