Obama is outselling McCain 6 to 1.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Impulse items of the week
These are impulse items because they hardly qualify as "books." We have them on display at the back register and they've been a hit with both customers and my fellow employees. If the artwork in these pamphlets is to be believed, both candidates are briefs men -- but only McCain wears a t-shirt. Obama's definitely the better deal for the $7.95 cover price, because you get paper dolls of Michelle and their daughters as well; their presence, however, reduces the size of his wardrobe. McCain, who is competing only with paper Cindy for the closet space between these covers, has plenty of boring old man clothes -- including the bulletproof vest he wore on his trip to Iraq. Sweet!