HUSBAND: Do you have one of those forms you can fill out when you want your mail held? A friend of mine asked me to get one of those for her.
POSTAL WORKER: Yes. How long are you going to be out of town?
HUSBAND: It's for someone else. She wants me to fill it out for her.
POSTAL WORKER: We only hold mail for 30 days. Do you need us to hold her mail for longer than 30 days?
HUSBAND: Uh, she's in a coma.
WIFE: Bill, 30 days is long enough.
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