Y'all know me. You know I'm not a food snob. But come on, does anybody, even the lowest of the lowbrow, really want to eat Three Cheese Chilequiles, the ingredients for which consist of a pack of Keebler Cheese and Crackers, a pack of Cheetos, 5 packets of ketchup, a package of Nacho Cheese Doritos, and a small can of V8? Or a French Onion Soup made from Utz Onion Rings, hot water, and Cheetos? No. No, no, no.