All right, kids, in the hideous-sleeved-blanket wars, who wins the smackdown: the Snuggie or the Slanket? Slanket wins points for offering itself in more colors (I guess that's a plus), but suffers a major setback in nomenclature. I mean, does the company even have a marketing department? Who on earth decided "Slanket" was a great name for a product? "Slanket, the skanky blanket!"
Ooooh, but wait! There's a dark horse on the scene now: the Nuddle!
(Pictured above is the Slanket, but really, who can tell the difference?)