Overheard conversation between a couple browsing the psychology aisle:
HE: This is a much more engaging psychology section than the one at Barnes and Noble. Their section is just crap for women who can't get their lives together and are looking for a man.
SHE (frowning while staring at the pages of an open book in her hands): ....
HE: I, uh, I guess it's not crap if you really need it.