Civic improvement

Sean took me out to lunch today. As we were walking to the restaurant, he asked me, "So, what have you done today to make the world a better place?"

I thought long and hard, then answered, "I picked a bloody Kleenex up off the floor in the religion section."

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My buddy Trooperdog is running an exquisite corpse over on his blog. I urge you to take a look and see if you can add anything to it! (You might have to be registered on Xanga to do so...)