What rhymes with February?

Here in L.A. we experience what the TV weather drones like to call "June gloom" or "the marine layer," an early morning fogginess that staves off the heat for a few precious hours. It seems like the last few years June gloom has been arriving earlier and earlier; last night Howard referred to it as "May gray." I said global warming is probably the cause and he should start working on a rhyme for April, as we will no doubt see this trend continue.